Bunny Dating (Part 2)

The bunny paradox is that rabbits are both highly social and highly territorial. As prey animals, bunnies are instinctively shy, quiet, and prone to staying out of view. But they must balance this tendency with the simple fact that everyone knows: bunnies loves to make more bunnies. And as it turns out, you need a partner for that.

Daisy has been spayed, so she won't be making any more bunnies any time soon. But to say that doesn't stop her from thinking about it is to say that single people don't think about sex. Daisy's complex psychology is beyond my mere human comprehension, but it's hard to imagine a bunny in her prime who never thinks about whipping out her cell phone to booty call some studly rabbit.

Here's today's rabbit trivia - did you know that intercourse between rabbits lasts an average of 1.5 seconds? Don't be jealous, ladies.

Remember, though, that rabbits will fiercely defend their territory if they feel threatened. When you're at the very bottom of the food chain, it's fair to say that you're already pretty threatened to begin with. Now, in addition to avoiding foxes, wolves, cats, dogs, snakes, owls, eagles, hawks, disgusting East Asian appetites, and Elmer Fudd, you have to deal with some punkass bunny trying to move in on your turf.

That brings us back to Daisy's situation. Bunnies aren't meant to be solitary creatures. They bond with mates (usually of the opposite sex, but there are a few rabbits out there who are a little light in the thumpers), make lots of kits, and typically remain best friends for life. Daisy is a rabbit. Rabbits need buddies. Ergo, Daisy needs a buddy.

Sure, I'm Daisy's buddy. But she could also use a buddy who doesn't mind licking her butt to groom her. I'm not that good of a buddy, and I'm cool with that.

So let's review.

Buddy:













Not a buddy:















In the next entry, Daisy meets three potential suitors... and delivers at least one asskicking.